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WE THE PEOPLE-
❌ARE NOT VEGANS
❌ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE
❌ARE DEFINITELY NOT SOBER
🤔DID YOU PAY YOUR TAXES?
👍GOOD!
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⛽HOW MUCH WAS YOUR LAST PUMP⛽
That's what I thought.
Stop pretending like you ain't bout' this life.
How many years has it been and still refuse to drive a hybrid?
If pandemic taught us anything, it's that Horsepower is the solution to all problems.
Ain't gonna find me in anything less than a 5.0
YOUR GRANDPA FOUGHT A WAR FOR THIS WOMAN
SHE'S THE REASON THE BOYS TOP-FRAGGED IN WORLD WAR II
BRO WAS OUT IN THE FIELD ON A CALORIE SURPLUS BECAUSE OF HER
SHE DID ALL THAT AND STILL CLEANED THE HOUSE
LITERALLY THE REASON WHY MEN WENT TO WAR AND CAME BACK WAS BECAUSE OF HER
RESPECT.
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